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Fantasy Baseball

Unfortunately, this blog has died like so many of my hopes and dreams.  Rather than revitalizing what once seemed like a promising idea, a blog for all of your large black penis needs, I shall kill it dead. I’ve been keeping myself terribly busy writing grammatically incorrect fantasy baseball articles here. Unfortunately, the Toronto Star... [Read More Awesome]

WBC DAY TWO: Scott Shields’ Nut-Grabbing

Well, Shields apparently caught me taking photos and figured he’d a) grab his nuts and b) get Victorino to give him a blow job. Lots of BP photos, no game photos.  Grabbed a ticket for 8 bucks from a scalper and chloers wanted me home so — here goes: day_2 34 Photos ... [Read More Awesome]

World Baseball Classic, Toronto. The View From The 500s.

Great game today, and the Rogers Centre/Skydome was as electric as I’ve ever seen it.  Unfortunately taking photos from the 500s is a bit of a chore, but I managed to get a couple goodies.  All the while completely ignoring my girlfriend. The 33-Year old kid looked good today, but it was just a matter of time before the Americans started to... [Read More Awesome]

World Baseball Classic…and Baseball Cards?

There’s no fantasy baseball content within this post, which is unfortunate. However, there is a whole hoot of a lot of regular baseball content. A few weeks ago, I went down to the Rogers Centre (Skydome) to grab WBC tickets. The rather large lady working the counter informed me that the tickets were only available through MLB at this point,... [Read More Awesome]

Attack Kitty, Attack of the Meow Cat.

Meow Cat Presents attack of the meow-cat. Mr. P. T. Fucker has been scratching at the door at 6am, every morning.  My favourite picture is the last one with his little hairy tongue. SONY DSC ◄ Back Next ► Picture 1 of 7  Read More →

Free Time…

I’ve been having a blast with my camera, and I’m very excited for my super-awesome trip to the Toronto Auto Show courtesy of crazy-old-cat-lady. If any of my loyal readers want to go to the Auto Show, Chloe said I could have the passes.  So I’ll be taking photos of booth-babes, and depressed auto workers.  I thought about going... [Read More Awesome]

Shawn Marion A Toronto Raptor - Colangelo, Swallows Chunky Man Load.

Brian Colangelo is apparently not adverse to the quality of horse fucking, ridiculous horse fucking, that Sam Mitchell exhibited for far too long. The Raptors traded Jermaine O’Neal, and Jamario Moon for Shawn Marion, and the uber-overpaid Marcus Banks. I could deal with this, but some crack-pot Miami newspaper is telling the peoples that there’s... [Read More Awesome]

It’s Finally Happened: Tillman Arrested For Actin’ A Foo’

Tillman! Some men were born to look as if they have, or are going to, commit a sexual offense against a super-hot 16-year old, who was clearing asking for it. Her mouth was saying no, but her eyes were saying faster, type girls. Eric Tillman, Saskatchewan Roughriders GM, is one of these men. The Globe and Mail informed me this morning that Tillman... [Read More Awesome]

Drunk Driving How-To: Jamal Williams, DT, San Diego Chargers

Jamal Williams Arrested For Being a Jolly Old Fat Man. Jamal Williams, one of my most favouritest defensive tackles, was busted for drunk driving (suspicion my ass) as reported by 10news.com. What makes this incredibly ballin’ is not that Jamal Williams shared the Chargers’ team-MVP with Phillip Rivers, it’s not that Jamal Williams... [Read More Awesome]

Tuesdays, Sony Alpha 300, Beef Jerky.

Tuesday brings with it a blog post. Tuesday night brings Chili. Quick Chili Recipe, that shall be repeated after the stank-ass dented botulism bacteria breeding tin of Almer’s Chili flavoured diced tomatoes. By the way, I still cannot get over the fact that the people at Almer’s recommended that I eat the Tomatoes and then call the Health... [Read More Awesome]

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