Do Not Lie To Internet!
Are the following statements TRUE? If not, leave!

I am: Kristopher's friend. He Has: Given me a direct link to this site. I am not: a Warlock. I will not: duplicate this content in any manner or try to bypass the server's desire to tell my browser to piss off with caching content. The server doesn't want you keeping it, so don't. I understand: static content does not pass through topherkris.com -- contact Solo Host about that one. I understand that: my entire netblock will be banned from accessing topherkris.com if I lie to the internet's face.

The IP Address: 38.107.179.231
Hostname: 38.107.179.231

Have been recorded and will be analyzed (by hand, until I write the damn script).
Do not agree!
I am Warlock Huh? Explain!