It’s Finally Happened: Tillman Arrested For Actin’ A Foo’

Some men were born to look as if they have, or are going to, commit a sexual offense against a super-hot 16-year old, who was clearing asking for it. Her mouth was saying no, but her eyes were saying faster, type girls. Eric Tillman, Saskatchewan Roughriders GM, is one of these men.

The Globe and Mail informed me this morning that Tillman denies sexually assaulting a 16-year old last summer. He also denies driving around a Dodge Caravan filled with candy and condoms.  Furthermore, Tillman accuses the police force of racially profiling 51-year old, glasses wearing, red-headed, white men for sex crimes.

I’ve made the last bit up because neither Tillman or Riders’ President, Jim Hopson, would comment on the accusations.

Fortunately, there is a source close to Tillman that gives us the heads up:

…the GM told police the incident occurred while Tillman was taking painkillers for a back ailment.

According to the source, Tillman was sent home before he was to attend a Roughriders board meeting on Aug. 6, the same day the encounter with the 16-year-old occurred, which led to the charge. — Globe Article

The Globe goes on to give us the back-story: “The charge stems from alleged inappropriate touching from behind, according to the source, who added the family of the girl had asked Regina police to drop charges.”

Some People may not believe in destiny, but when you look like Eric Tillman and you’re high on pain-killers, it rears its ugly head.

Thanks CBC for unknowingly letting me use your Eric Tillman Images.