Oct18
At some point tomorrow I’ll be heading over to the LAW, to pick up a sheet of paper that will more than likely tell me how awesome I am. I don’t understand why, in this day and age, you can’t just encrypt your damn PDF file. It takes like two seconds. Sending an unencrypted email is like leaving the notice, not in someone’s mailbox, but on the goddamn street.
“Hey, look. Here’s a sheet of wild accusations that we don’t care if the entire world sees.”
Internet Cafe’s are like the Thai sex travel industry. It doesn’t matter how safe you are, you’re still going to end up mixing metaphors like it’s raining cats and dogs.

I used to be a tadpole until I read Kafka. Fucking Kafka.