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As I’ve always said, if you ask the internet nicely, it’ll tell you. It didnt tell me he was living the dream: getting your dick wet in a 23-year old is quite the accomplishment for a 31-year old. Congrats Mike.

Regardless,

At first, I couldn’t figure out why the hell I was getting hit by Westchester, New York. Had to investigate, had to ask questions. I said, “Internet, reveal your secrets to me!” and of course, with a little bit of shell scripting, the internet did reveal it’s secrets to me.

Susan Lanzano, why must you disregard my pleas for compliance. All I asked was but a single thing and that was to be left alone. Now why would someone…ah, yes. Michael Lanzano.

The lovely Yoga instructor – slash – stock brocker – slash – photographer. The guy that’s apparently into holistic stuff yet has no problem fucking up a four year relationship. Was the relationship salvageable in the long-term? Who knows. Probably not. Did I want a chance to see the woman that found it apparently normal to ask me to look after her cat for months, sacrifice about twelve grand, give up my house, job and basically dignity so that I could move to Boston and apply for a work visa? Well yah, I kind of wanted that chance. Sometimes, a man just wants to fail on his own merit.

Obviously, Michael Lanzano didn’t give a damn. He just saw a woman that would send her boyfriend naked photos just days before they broke up in order to get him to spill his guts and trust her fully. Oh wait, he didn’t see that at all.

Let inner peace be found in the misery of others, Michael Lanzano.

Disclaimers aren’t meant to be ignored and certainly not when they point to 1421 Washington Street, Cortlandt Manor, NY or 7 Carleton Avenue Briarcliff Manor .

Just sayin.