Please don’t plug me in, Microsoft. I can tell you when a task is difficult, and when my code is going to have bugs. Also, calling it Psycho-Physiological Measures is somewhat terrifying.

As an alternative, I suggest using the following metrics:

  1. Empty cans of coke
  2. Half-smoked cigarettes
  3. Cuss words per LOC (line of code)

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