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Dec01

Chloe Puton: 2 Months of Organized Thought

by kris on December 1st, 2011 at 1:01 am
Posted In: Trying To Understand Chloe Puton (HALP! IT'S A TARP!)

Chloe Puton: 2 Months Of Organized Thoughts. I’m done documenting this shit, so it’s time to organize all the Chloe Puton shit into an organized mess. The Last and Final Chloe Puton Rant The Ironically titled first rant documenting a large part of my anger with Chloe Puton. I’m all like “Seriously, yo. There’s a reason why I […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Nov30

It’s Nice To See That Chloe Puton Is Googling Michael Lanzano

by kris on November 30th, 2011 at 1:05 am
Posted In: Trying To Understand Chloe Puton (HALP! IT'S A TARP!)

As part of my disclaimer, I try and check this at least once a week and I was greeted with: 24.62.135.94 – – [29/Nov/2011:22:47:39 -0500] “GET /2011/11/read-the-disclaimer-who-the-hell-is-michael-lanzano/ HTTP/1.1″ 403 452 “http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=michael%20lanzano&source=web&cd=7&ved=0CEkQFjAG&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.topherkris.com%2F2011%2F11%2Fread-the-disclaimer-who-the-hell-is-michael-lanzano%2F&ei=ip7VTraSAuLx0gHzz6SICw&usg=AFQjCNEzTlhuGNeqfFHT5z52UqIfnwCHng” “Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; U; Intel Mac OS X 10.4; en-US; rv:1.9.2.24) Gecko/20111103 Firefox/3.6.24″ Or in layman’s speak – Chloe Puton just happened to be googling for […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Nov20

Read The Disclaimer: Who The Hell is Michael Lanzano?

by kris on November 20th, 2011 at 3:06 am
Posted In: Trying To Understand Chloe Puton (HALP! IT'S A TARP!)

As I’ve always said, if you ask the internet nicely, it’ll tell you. It didnt tell me he was living the dream: getting your dick wet in a 23-year old is quite the accomplishment for a 31-year old. Congrats Mike. Regardless, At first, I couldn’t figure out why the hell I was getting hit by […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Oct23

True Story: I’m Not A Moron

by kris on October 23rd, 2011 at 8:31 pm
Posted In: Trying To Understand Chloe Puton (HALP! IT'S A TARP!)

Clearly, I’m a moron. Obviously I was just going down to Boston to visit. That’s why I inquired about splitting rent. Wait a second Kris, did you say you have MSN logs that show someone asking you to apply for a Work Visa in the USA? (edit: happened twice, found it in gmail) Yah, that’s […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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