Here’s the thing about Chloe Puton breaking up with me that I’ll never understand: I tried to break up with her numerous times, so that Chloe Puton could be free. Experiencing life, but nope, she begged like a small child whose parents wouldn’t buy her candy at the grocery store for me to stay with […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

I used to be a tadpole until I read Kafka. Fucking Kafka.