Sean Avery Leaves Vaginas Looking Like Triple-Decker Reubens
sorta contrived, really contrived. But whatevs.
Sean Avery Turned Phaneuf Into Teh Gay
Dion Phaneuf Gay? Seconds, Really Sloppy? You Be The Judge
Using my superior deduction skills in concert with my convolution matrix skills, I’ve found that Mr. Dion Phaneuf might be gay.
This would be a huge step forward for the gays, as the last time a professional athlete (John Amaeche) came out of the closet former NBA SUPERSTAR, Tim Hardaway got quite angry: