The only person currently more intrigued with Mr. Lanzano is…. One second, must consult internet. Internet, tell me your SECRETS! “K, dude.” “We Have…Many Google Searches for Michael Lanzano and Chloe Puton From…67.163.114.29 Front Royal Virginia!” Internet, Thanks. But Who Keeps on Googling this dude and why does she keep re-reading the same things over and […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…


I used to be a tadpole until I read Kafka. Fucking Kafka.