Visanthe Shiancoe Helps Fantasy Squads, EVERYWHERE: Giant Black Horse Dong 2.0

So, Vikings owner Zygi Wilf decided to give the game ball to Brad Childress whose son is over in Iraq, fighting terrorists. TERRORISTS.  Good Job Zygi!

Problem: Fox’s cameras inside the locker room forgot to tell everyone to put their Giant PENISES away while they filmed the moving speech.

I’m a huge fan of killing terrorists, and giant black horse dongs — so these two were a match made in heaven.  Unfortunately, I cannot find a great photo.

Please do not overlook Visanthe Shiancoe’s HUGE fantasy day: 65 Yards and a TD, thats 12 Fantasy points!

Unforunately, here’s the only video  i can find:

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World Series Champions

So the Phillies won in what appeared to be pre-op orgy for those who list “clusterfucking” as an interest.

The Series went 5 Games. No One Watched.

Moving on, I’m almost done this oh so beautiful site.

Be sure to check out the gallery, and share your autographs. I figure i’ll end up drawing something that either celebrates the phillies victory or celebrates santonio holmes naked, black, penis. The thing about his penis that I cant quite get over is that his pubic hairs are just so neatly trimmed you cant really tell where that snake starts.